Duh

This evening we enjoyed a delicious meal and delightful company at our friends, P and J's house. When we came home the thermostat registered -0.6 (that's actual temp-not sure what wind chill is). We found a house key left for us between the screen door and the front door, and in my haste to get the front door unlocked, I popped said key into my mouth. I removed the key as quickly as possible as I had horrid visions of that scene in a Christmas Story with the flagpole. My tongue came away pretty much in tact. More updates tomorrow.